Bad enough being killed at a car race. But by a Hyundai . . .

I don’t get the acquittal on the child annoyance charge. Section (a)(1) of the law says:

This is progress. Today they lynch black effigies. 50 years ago they would have lynched black people. Oh wait, they still do that today. Never mind.

I wish I could get inside Kanye’s head for 24 hours. And then get the hell back out.

It’s beyond cringe-worthy. But the biggest biscuit in the world doesn’t change the fact that he’s still the GOAT.

There are some really good white commenters. But the good white commenters won’t get onto the bad white commenters . . .

With respect to both his ideology and his business activities, Garvey’s legacy is to some degree problematic.

It’s pretty well-known at this point, but you should still add “Called Mexicans rapists” to 2000's Trump.

Did MLK3 meet with Trump out of genuine, albeit misguided, hope or was there some quid pro quo?

Was one of the first to endorse the candidacy of Barack Obama.

Because it’s a little difficult to pitch and maintain knifepoint control at the same time. Just guessing though.

On the oral, did she force him to pitch or catch?

If there’s news “overload” now, what term will they use for what happens once he actually takes office?

Let’s not fall into the same poll-driven, feel-good complacency trap that hoodwinked us before the election. There are three possibilities to explain the discrepancy between the pre-election poll numbers / forecasts and Trump’s eventual win:

Understood. But it cuts too close to the non-sarcastic reality. In terms of favorable media coverage,

all Tyler Perry ever did was give us Madea movies.

No. Just no.

Jeez, calm down. I didn’t know you had a perfect chrystal ball.

There’s validity to the “markets love certainty” argument, but here the market run-up has been too prolonged. After more than 2 months, the market seems very comfortable with the prospect of a Trump presidency.

Feel however the fuck you want to.