This gives me an idea for condom organization

@Canape: I wouldn't bother. Probably has a crumb tray that you can empty though

@cborresen: Not surprising that lying works, at least for a little while

Shelter cats aren't "lost" or "wayward"—they are unwanted. Unless you use a leash for your cat collars are pointless

I don't search all that much from google's home page so maybe I'm not using it right, but after waiting a little bit it it chooses a search term for me and when I try to enter what I actually want it refuses my input, searches for its selection and deselects the search box.

@Joshua Hunter: Don't you ever modify a search imitated from the address box/search bar

If your network isn't open it seems polite to hide it.

@Firesphere: Too much pressure!

@TBGBoodler: The FCC needs to fine these liars

@Teh Dokter!: Yes, KMPlayer has the best subtitle management with alt+q, but they usually drift out of sync again, which is annoying

@brianesser76: Win 98 is better than 7. Deal with it

@Oleg Chetverikov: I haven't seen any of these, but confusion of homophones is more about literacy than fluency.

@Stirk: All you have to do is think about how hard it was to start after a hiatus.

Hopefully my firefox will stop using almost 2GB of RAM

@ronpandolfi: Maybe check for loose cables. If you have a warranty on the computer call them—they've probably talked with 100 people today having problems with their crappy power supplies. Otherwise you can use a multimeter or buy a specialized psu tester or of course a new psu, which is what I would probably do after…

@GreasyPig: Food. Tools.

@WillowShade: One click is easier than selecting the address bar and typing with mouse hand (and this sometimes causes firefox to hang for me). The mouse also lets me choose whether I want to open a new tab or use the current one, though I guess you can throw out a ctrl-t before you type

@moonshadowkati: Time to get a travel dress. Bonus: palms forward rubdown by female screener.

@jorGeorge: Strange, I tried it and only was able to download at 5% of my bandwidth. 95% of the content seems to be public domain stuff that no one would want to watch and lots of speeches given by Sarah Palin. After much searching I found a TV episode with commercials still intact in horrible quality that infected…

@Ronny: Ron is easier to type, Ronnie is more common, and Ronald is more formal, Ronaldo.