@e-gadgetjunkie: Chances aren't much worse that the chaperone loses 30 passports

@eaglesfan: You should also talk to them about the perils and tribulations of traveling on the information superhighway.

Not surprising that teachers mark obedient students higher

People are like dogs in that even if they are kicked daily, they will be grateful for the moments when they are not kicked.

@scojac: Although it is one of the most tedious examples in history, the Bible itself is pornographic!

@TheHacker: Isn't the word "coupon" a sufficient tag? Don't you at least get coupon codes for online shopping in the Old Country?

@jasam22: [www.irfanview.net]

@izym: when don't they say that?

Hopefully there will be an extension so that I can finally search through my torrents

@RickS: One CC is also a bad idea because you never know if the bank has frozen or even canceled your account.

@gat0rjay: TFA says yes; no

@spenc938: "take care"=hassle. Grass is a weed that shouldn't concern me at all

@wjglenn: Unsliced bread. Slicing it has proved on the whole to be a great blunder.

It should do some spell-checking first so the translation is at least based on actual words

@Keith Whistler: At 19 you're not a kid. Maybe stop calling to complain about your cheap vodka's aftertaste...

@EarlNowak: "don't drop it, don't heat it over 475 degrees, use wood utensils and soft sponges"

@ericesque: No, masochism and deformity are not to my taste.

@gibson_se: k=0.621371192 miles.

@soldstatic: If she is keeping you up you should be wasting away from exertion; otherwise you need a separate bedroom.

@soldstatic: If she is keeping you up you should be wasting away from exertion; otherwise you need a separate bedroom.