@c.78: You have my permission to change your name to Christ.

@stephen.morrish: Most US construction is a joke. Newer houses are made out of compressed wood-chips and plastic and older ones have no insulation at all.

@se7a7n7: The shower timers are even worse

@junk416: Time to declare bankruptcy on declaring bankruptcy.?

@Arty2: Why avoid standby by hibernating?

@pvcrisp: [lifehacker.com]

@Romberry: My vista installation takes 30 seconds to display most results. I rarely use win 7 search, but I would agree that it is similar to vista's uselessness.

@unwritten_law9: You need to set up raid in the bios first and load any drivers at the beginning of the windows installation

@jandrews: By encouraging people to go to more isolated locations you will be responsible for hundreds of deaths!

@Mike Zuniga Knows the Secret: Maybe if you outsource and move to India or S America, though the next financial crisis will probably involve the dollar approaching peso or rupee parity

@REO Speedwagon: Median household income in the US is coincidentally 50k.

@Cam Jamieson: Weak women look fine. Chasing them for miles is part of the fun and you can still lift them at the end.

@adinnieken: Absolutely not. I would also recommend against punching yourself in the face, but you should try that first before paying Microsoft

@CutTheRedWire: If you use firefox right-clicking on the input field will quickly make you a keyword search

@ihityouinthenose: I have a hard time believing that this will work unless you are writing a check to yourself.

@nav13eh: Wind98 was better than anything MS later made or will make. Paying money for WGA is stupid.

@wraithdu: You just had to ruin it, didn't you?

@njdevil: I can walk again! I can walk!

@Lord_Data: Difficult to say. It's a good idea to monitor sales on deal sites and pounce when there is a particularly attractive one. Then try to ignore laptop pricing to avoid the inevitable regret.

@klmrlkn555: Dude, you're doing it wrong. No reason to look in their eyes; and unless they are trying to steal your wallet you shouldn't be using an elbow.