If the NFL has paternity leave I can’t imagine how any games get played.

Here’s the big difference. In ten years, there will be different teams at the top of the Prem. Man U will come back. Chelsea will come back. Someone will be bought be a billionaire and make a run to the top.

One of the core concepts used to support this belief—and maybe the most important one, as it sought to preempt the strongest point of evidence for the contrary position: the inarguable supremacy of Barcelona and Real Madrid—was the idea that, unlike in Spain where the Big Two effortlessly piled mountains of goals and…

I hit a point about halfway through this when I thought, “I have absolutely no idea what this is actually about anymore.”

“...official ran up to Whipple to remind him that there was still a yard between the first-down line and the end zone, so he didn’t have to score a touchdown.”

Isn’t that just a Philly cheesesteak with fries in it?

Speaking for every non-Cubs fan within earshot: No Cubs fan has ever been quiet about anything.

Sometimes I think the internet just likes being salty for the sake of being salty.

Correction: distractions are not acceptable.  You can send threatening texts all you want...just don't let it affect the team.

Except Carson wasn't even that good at what he did. They made him a professor because the malpractice suits were getting too expensive. 

Who knew that dogs could blow dog whistles?

All Bill had to say is “we could not keep a player who was going to be a distraction from our goals this season. We hope that after today’s game, it becomes the past and we can all move on to talk about the players who are here.” There. Done.

Tom Brady: “I blame society for blaming people too frequently.”

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

Another reminder that Tom Brady is football Tom Cruise.

I feel like kicking in the NFL has become a giant mind game.

Funny thing is, I think as a non-native speaker you actually read the tweets more correctly.

“ Borderlands style weird murder humor.” I’d very much argue that the Borderlands style of humor is dated by default though. It’s not really the abundance of memes that does it, it’s just the style of jokes in themselves.

It’s not inherently bad though. Low hanging fruit isn’t terrible as long as no ones trying to pass…

*Reads story*

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