Sometimes I think the internet just likes being salty for the sake of being salty.

Correction: distractions are not acceptable.  You can send threatening texts all you want...just don't let it affect the team.

Except Carson wasn't even that good at what he did. They made him a professor because the malpractice suits were getting too expensive. 

Who knew that dogs could blow dog whistles?

All Bill had to say is “we could not keep a player who was going to be a distraction from our goals this season. We hope that after today’s game, it becomes the past and we can all move on to talk about the players who are here.” There. Done.

Tom Brady: “I blame society for blaming people too frequently.”

Alright, who said “Speak!”?

Another reminder that Tom Brady is football Tom Cruise.

I feel like kicking in the NFL has become a giant mind game.

Funny thing is, I think as a non-native speaker you actually read the tweets more correctly.

“ Borderlands style weird murder humor.” I’d very much argue that the Borderlands style of humor is dated by default though. It’s not really the abundance of memes that does it, it’s just the style of jokes in themselves.

It’s not inherently bad though. Low hanging fruit isn’t terrible as long as no ones trying to pass…

*Reads story*

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Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

It takes more time and money to do a good story, copy-pasta of memes liked by Joe Rogan fans is way less effort and cheaper to build 

Stephen A. Smith just came on ESPN and said he got a text from a source close to the Jalen situation.

I've never met the man, but I feel safe in saying that Tom Coughlin is most likely a complete and utter asshole. 

Football Manager achieves this with some fantastic granularity. There are stats, but they are reasonably close between players at the same positions. What changes, though, is that there so many statistics that two midfielders will never play the same.

Well, you’ve heard of commanding officers called out of retirement to come in to get soldiers fighting wars long over to lay down their arms?

It’s almost like paying a subscription makes it so they don’t have to do any of the manipulative practices that come along with F2P models, and makes it so that you have a much better overall experience.