I’ve never understood how Williams continues to get DC jobs when he insists on playing almost every play 10-on-11.

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

It’s really fun to argue that Joe Biden is the least electable of the major candidates and watch people lose their minds. But it’s true.

I will keep saying this, the Dolphins have no idea what the fuck they are doing. You cannot completely strip down a team without rhyme or reason, and expect one quarterback to save your ass. This will be a 10 year rebuild just to get back to .500.

I saw an idiotic take in defense of Biden saying Warren or Sanders would be slammed by the GOP over Medicare for all.

Does the woman with a bag over her head also have a vape tucked between her breasts?

I find it funny that the same people that won’t criticize any Democratic candidate are yelling for the Republican’s to call out Trump.  Our democracy only gets better when everyone is held accountable.  I will vote for Biden in a heartbeat if it is a choice between him and Trump but that doesn’t mean I don’t want the…

The idea that shit-talking a candidate during a primary harms them in the general was probably never very true, and most assuredly isn’t true at all now. The overwhelming majority of people in this country know who they will vote for next November based solely on the letter by their name. Modern American elections are…

What you didn't like the review times surpassing actual game time?!

Don’t you dare tell me a large group of student athletes feels they’ve been violated. MSU will never let that stand.

they can’t be too indignant, since MSU only reached field goal range in the first place thanks to an ultra-soft pass interference penalty

I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

He could be playing in Europe for a lower-tier team that would give him minutes but he wouldn’t get paid like he is in LA. Plus, if the pay were the same or better in the MLS, wouldn’t you want to spend your time playing and living in Southern California or in cold-ass Europe during the winter? Easy decision for most.…

Italian soccer also has a creativity problem. Every time there’s an article about Italian soccer people being racist as fuck, it always involves a banana. 

“...the Giants’ stubborn insistence on starting a clearly ineffective 38-year-old Eli Manning is wearing thin. There are only so many seasons they can continue to stay in denial” - The current American male lifespan is 78, so theoretically pencil in another 40 years.  

Just keep him on ice until the Super Bowl.

Eli won’t be upset closing the book on him, as long as you tuck him in with a warm glass of milk on the nightstand.

They don’t seem to have any sense of porpoise out there.

You had me at "Norman Reedus carries a fetus across america"

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”