I haven’t been this distraught since Pol Pot died.

He could be playing in Europe for a lower-tier team that would give him minutes but he wouldn’t get paid like he is in LA. Plus, if the pay were the same or better in the MLS, wouldn’t you want to spend your time playing and living in Southern California or in cold-ass Europe during the winter? Easy decision for most.…

Italian soccer also has a creativity problem. Every time there’s an article about Italian soccer people being racist as fuck, it always involves a banana. 

“...the Giants’ stubborn insistence on starting a clearly ineffective 38-year-old Eli Manning is wearing thin. There are only so many seasons they can continue to stay in denial” - The current American male lifespan is 78, so theoretically pencil in another 40 years.  

Just keep him on ice until the Super Bowl.

Eli won’t be upset closing the book on him, as long as you tuck him in with a warm glass of milk on the nightstand.

They don’t seem to have any sense of porpoise out there.

You had me at "Norman Reedus carries a fetus across america"

“It’s not all just about slowly walking while holding a bunch of FedEx boxes full of sperm and singing to a baby.”

Censorship. First amendment. Left wing media conspiracy. Snowflakes.

Right, so, he had reasons for changing his mind and backing out of a commitment. So his recruits should be free to do the same since to them, their reasons are as valid as his were to him.

What’s yo name: Manny D

I’m certainly glad to hear Manny will refuse to sign anyone who de-committed from another school, even if they are rated 5 stars. Remaining true to his moral code.

Disingenuous in that everything he said is accurate, but didn’t add a caveat that only Miami fans care about.

I think it’s laudable that the construction workers have taken it upon themselves to protest racism in Serie A by refusing to work.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

But I never took the pills, because they scared me to death.

Drew, throwing away (or just not taking those percocets) is one of the smartest decisions you could’ve ever made. Im not saying youd become addicted but it can literally happen to anybody. I fractured my jaw being hit by a pitch my sophomore year in college. That perscription led me to more than a decade of fighting…

Everyone has their “story,” but whatever. Here:

I didn’t even know the NFL was getting people addicted to the Civil War.