Eh, Mitch Trubisky made a Pro Bowl. Hell, you probably made a Pro Bowl at sometime and they just forgot to tell you.

Fuckin hell, I’m a mediocre middle-aged white man, where do I get in on this shit?

I’d rather be intubated while awake than see this offense

Plus, you’re definitely going to be listening to Wilson as the hot-hitting analyst on Monday Night Football games for the rest of your life when he retires in 15 years.

Russell Wilson is one of life’s great paradoxes. Namely, how can you be a smart, athletic, rocket-armed, Super Bowl winning black QB married to a super-hot pop star and somehow STILL be just as lame as all the Jesus-humping, “leadership trait” having, MAGA-loving, gritty white QBs all around the National Football…

The mental image of Marshawn Lynch fully dressed and drinking cognac from the bottle makes me smile from ear to ear.

ARod. ARod and Russ are both seen as having fake personalities, very plastic. Both have won one championship but are still seen as divisive forces on their teams. Neither one is really a bad guy, just stiff and insecure.

Brown cannot wait to catch passes from Landry Jones again.

Here’s what I don’t get: with everything at stake for everyone involved, why can’t we just get the world’s leading helmet designer and sit him in a room with AB and some safety guy from the league and custom design a helmet that everyone is happy with? This seems to be largely a dick measuring contest at this point,…

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

so Brown is going to pack up and go somewhere else if people don’t give in to his demands? I wonder where he got the idea that would work?

It’s like I always say, the hardest part about being a certified fork lift driver is all the women that want to have sex with me. 

What I find hilarious about this is that Conservatives used to always talk about how the free market was the solution to everything. But when people actually use the free market system to punish companies with bad views, suddenly they all get up in arms that liberals are actually doing what they said to do.

So, essentially, Trump is finally admitting that his tariffs hurt American consumers and are not, in fact, completely paid for by China.

When you own nearly all of the entertainment in the world, who are your “core fans”?

Hell, Messi and Ronaldo are more universally recognized than Michael Jordan.

I couldn’t help but read this as a basketball starting 5. In which case I definitely like having Buddha coming off of the bench. Seems like he’d have the temperament to be the quintessential 6th man.

Apart from Muhammad, who’s already been mentioned a few times in the comments, Politics seems like a pretty big gap. Mao is known by at least a billion people. But I’d bet religious figures would fill the entire top 5: Jesus, Muhammad, Abraham, Moses, and David. Maybe swap in Buddha?

“I once paid over $200 for a Brandon Weeden signed helmet.”

As a lifelong Brown’s fan, I have always enjoyed this fact: