I think Belichick would find it personally insulting to be told that a player is such a distraction that he can’t handle the guy in his locker room. 

Tech Crunch reporter Darrell Etherington described this as the cooking version of the Peloton home fitness machines.

If I’m going to New Orleans, I’m going to get some crawfish even if I hear it’s “not the season”. It doesn’t get cold there. Surely there are restaurants in the city that source fresh crawfish twelve months a year, even if they’re bigger and cheaper some months than others.

Visible Obscenity directed towards an official

Ummm because Ian Desmond isn’t a soul sucking Hecubus?

If he got paid this year and is a remotely competent player four years from now, his next contract will start at a considerably higher salary than the final year of his rookie deal, and start a year earlier. If he isn’t a remotely competent player then, then they’ll just turn down the fourth-year option anyway and…

They’ll always have their fake national championship rings. Sounds like they come with a bit of karma.

I never got the point of this. It’s just a new launcher.

That doesn’t really work, because the obvious followup is “why did you let him play a game for you if you take accusations of sexual assault seriously?” The honest answer is “we thought this initial rape accusation would be settled quietly out of court because it’s a civil case, and we weren’t expecting there would be…

Dude had an ongoing system of blatant cheating to the extent he was coordinating that cheating over text messages with team employees. When caught, he cheated again by destroying the evidence and then had the nerve to claim offense at being asked to provide his phone, which everyone already knew contained evidence of…

If you cringed at sensibility-offending jokes but they didn’t ruin your time, then the review commenting on their existence in 2019 shouldn’t ruin your time either.

On the other hand, if you happen to be a member of a class of disability that a game thoughtlessly uses as a recurring punchline for cheap laughs because…

Looking at FIFA 20, Aston Villa’s better starters are in the 76-80 range, while Liverpool’s are 86-90. That’s really not *that* big a deal compared to the unplayable matchup you’re making it out to be. It’s the difference between Origi (78) and Mane (88), the former isn’t an over-45 plodder you can’t possibly score…

While that’s all true, there’s also a very considerable percentage of the US population that uses news like that and movies like this to create for themselves a worldview in which any vaguely brown-looking person they come across is a potential Mexican child rapist/drug lord who should be shunned and not let anywhere…

In retrospect, perhaps the guy dropping out of college without graduating at age 25 in order to bash his head into other very large men for a profession was not the brightest bulb out there.

It’s almost not worth pointing out, but Trump is of course not the least bit interested in any solutions to homelessness. Just like so many other ridiculous trial balloons from this administration, this one is dangled in front of the media primarily so they’ll write headline after headline about what he’s…

The chains that get the most hate seem to be the ones where you’re expected to sit down and be waited on, have a 90+ minute meal, order several courses, pay a non-insignificant bill - but just get reheated frozen stuff that’s the same quality as what you can get in your grocer’s frozen aisle. People know Fazoli’s and…

Still 10,000 times better than Trump!

Trump’s pretty good at golf, but it’d be easy to beat him, just have the round take place under the actual rules of golf. He blatantly cheats constantly according to everyone who’s ever played with him, and if he actually had to play without casually tossing his bad drives back on the fairway and getting gimmes for…

At least in the US, the average household’s credit card debt is well into the five figures - if you have a number of credit cards and are barely keeping track of all of them, it’s easy to see how things could get out of hand if you don’t check them regularly and have monthly payments on autopay. The adult son involved…

I’ve never heard the term MTX before and the article doesn’t define it. I assume the MT is microtransactions and the X is superfluous, based on the context, but yeah, your comment doesn’t exactly read like parsable English. No idea what bonds are in the context of this game.

I will say I find it a bit creepy and…