Please, keep doing what you’re doing to continue to bring these crimes into the public eye. Someone has to.

I guess it’s passive-aggressive in that the trustees tried to set conditions that made it clear who would pass them and who wasn’t qualified without explicitly naming names, so as to hopefully ensure a smooth transition. But then Beth decided in her mid-40s after 20 years of farting around at charity events she wanted…

The idea behind the “advanced degree” requirement is that a lot of the Bowlen kids, like a lot of kids of incredible wealth, are fuckups who haven’t taken life seriously, Beth here among them. So although all the kids will inherit their portion of the franchise, they tried to make it so the actual decision-making of…

Not even the dad of the kid he stole a foul ball from?

So I went to the doctor for a broken wrist in my 20s, he told me I needed a cat scan to determine what to do about it and both he and the insurance company assured me it’d be fully-covered. I do, get the followup recommended surgery, then get a 2k bill for the cat scan because my insurance didn’t think it was actually…

Pretty impressive considering before Moyes, they were a mid-table team with occasional Europa League trips.

There is literally nothing else UCF could have done to improve their chances. The Knights are 25-0 since the beginning of the 2017 season, with a host of solid-but-not-spectacular wins

As someone who also lived this life for about five years, there are a ton more poker pros who’d like to make you think they clear anywhere close to $100k a month than actually do. Half those tourney fields are people in debt playing with other people’s money while keeping up the macho facade that they can and will…

That’s fine, but in this metaphor, we’ve seen the car coming towards us from miles away pretty slowly, we kept telling ourselves it probably won’t still be on the road by the time it gets to us and we’ve got plenty of time to do something, and *now* the car is maybe, I dunno, 500 yards away and still slowly coming. At…

Good Bull Hunting’s “graphical preview” of Saturday’s game is the kind of innovative internetting the world needs in 2018.

Anyone who believes that political rhetoric is a game should be a big fan of Hamilton Nolan, who spent most of 2016 posting article after article after article slamming Hillary and slamming Democrats for not realizing the awesomeness of Bernie, creating an ongoing narrative that both parties suck and it really wasn’t…

I can only assume from your “US is doing it much better than virtually any other out there” and mention of Mexico that Mexico is your sole comparison for how the US is doing internationally.

Nate Silver should probably shut up on criticizing other people’s models for a while after he nearly caused heart attacks for everyone watching his site on election night a few weeks ago with a “new and improved” model that for about two hours said Republicans were 50/50 to keep the House.

Clay Travis is the worst, but you know he’ll be actively rooting to win so he can brag about it in a bad troll attempt, so please don’t vote for him.

A lot more people are riding them than motorcycles now in most cities, honestly. They’re only dangerous if you insist on going at max speed on something other than a long empty stretch of sidewalk. Keep it at 8-10 mph when there’s people or curbs around and you’re as safe as on a bike.

I have no idea what Dana White thinks staying in good favor with Donald Trump, who notoriously thinks loyalty is an entirely one-way street and has never given the slightest shit about looking out for anyone not in his family, is supposed to provide him. Harry Reid, sure, he returns favors. Trump is the guy who…

Richard Garfield explained that, as a result of Artifact’s “pay to participate” system, the game will contain “zero grinding,” putting it more in line with Magic than, say, Hearthstone. However, staying competitive in Magic can be prohibitively expensive for those who don’t have cash to burn, even with regular format…

The thing is, given their contracts, Porter and Wall probably have negative trade value at this point. John Wall is going to make 47 million dollars, fully-guaranteed, for one season in 2022! Beal might actually be the only person on the roster the Wizards wouldn’t have to give up future draft picks just to get rid…

“Your body will break down eventually and you won’t be able to run the ball as well as you once did” is also a sentiment that could apply to, you know, running backs. Not sure what the point of making it is supposed to be other than just sour grapes.

Can you blame the guy? He’s clearly a Malcolm Gladwell fan.