The old Trump defense. “Can you believe how utterly incompetent and horrifically racist and sexist all the senior-level people I hired to work for me turned out to be? The nerve of these people!”

I know everyone’s all about pivoting to video these days, but would it be too much to ask to just get a brief text description of the 11 tips for the many of us sitting in cubicles that don’t want to be seen watching video game videos at work?

1) It appears to be an open-world survival game, not a prison survival game. Dunno about you, but I’ve never seen a Nazi in the wild.

2) Doesn’t matter what kind of game it is, if you put Nazi or white nationalist imagery in your online video game as accessories people can choose from for their character, large…

It’s probably spin, but if I were a GM and could stealthily have one of my best players skip the preseason and avoid the chances of injury, I’d take it in a heartbeat.

Reading between the lines, it sounds like Janoris knew his fuckup brother and his fuckup brother’s friends were “hanging out” over there a lot, and probably knew that meant crashing sometimes or a lot, and wasn’t happy about it, and then he got a panicked text from said brother saying he fucked up again at the house…

The answer to “everyone committing securities fraud and the market being a sucker’s game” isn’t to make it easier to commit securities fraud, it’s to throw people who commit it in jail. People like this guy who’s clearly not a financial professional do it because they don’t think it’s a big deal. Make it a big deal.…

And that lone ‘95 title came in the context of, what was it, 14 division titles in 15 seasons, all but one of which ended with crushing disappointment, to the point where even before the World Series win playoff games stopped even selling out as the disillusioned fan base figured it wasn’t worth paying attention to a…

What, is Mourinho’s innovative master plan not obvious? If he plays Lindelof and Bailly as a center back pair and loses one game, and then plays Smalling, Jones, and Herrera as a center three the next game and loses that one too, and keeps rotating every game, by January all five of them will be out of confidence and…

Is he still in the western hemisphere? Been spending an awful lot of time in Russia lately.

Also, if your ex already has a new guy two weeks after leaving you, she was probably fooling around with him long before she left and was looking for something like this to happen so she could justify moving out like she already wanted to. Sounds like this relationship was doomed long before the Chiefs lost.

Except the English transfer window is closed. It’s one thing to try to angle your way to a sale when you could realistically be sold, it’s quite another to burn your bridges two weeks into the season right after the window closes when you don’t have any other option than to keep showing up for a team you supposedly…

Imagine how much more mental health you’d have if you could finally wean yourself off the habit of clicking on, reading, and commenting on football posts just so you can let other people know how much you don’t care about football.

That’s a bit goofy. These are all-star teams that go through numerous levels of qualifying tournaments. Odds are the best baseball team of 12-year-olds in an entire state or country is going to consist of significantly bigger-than-average 12-year-olds. 6'1 160 lb 7th-graders do exist - they’re generally playing…

fellow American Aron Jóhannson

You have one such media megaphone, HamNo, and you spent all of 2016 using it to attempt to create the reality for your readers that both parties suck, Democrats and Hillary were utterly corrupt, Bernie was the only remotably acceptable candidate, and it was perfectly fine to be utterly disgusted with the two options…

A match against, on paper, one of the strongest teams in the division.

Today I learned Jeff Francoeur is not still on the Atlanta Braves’ roster and is in fact not even in the major leagues at all anymore. Who knew?

“Trying to kick” the employee asking you to pay for the thing you’re trying to steal may well in many states escalate the charge from a misdemeanor to a felony since now you’ve introduced violence into your theft. Of course, these things very commonly get cut down significantly in plea bargaining, but prosecutors…

It’s almost certainly the case that Eric Reid isn’t on an NFL roster entirely because each of the 32 owners made the decision, either individually or collectively, that avoiding the heat for political issues is more important than signing the best available players if there’s someone 90% as good available. Whether…

It’s not entirely clear if the ball actually hit Leicester City defender Daniel Amartey’s arm