Meanwhile, Chad Ochocinco is just glad he inscribed “Hall of Fame 20??” on his jacket instead of a specific year. Boy, would that have made him look foolish.

He literally pulled the exact same Eagles stunt last year - got wind that Curry and friends were strongly leaning towards not attending and preemptively disinvited them before they could make an official statement declining. Come to think of it that’s the exact same thing he did with this North Korean summit,…

CSKA Moscow appears to be winning yet another Russian League basketball title - perhaps they’d be willing to accept an invite.

“taking an every day chore and making it easier” is basically what 90% of companies in Silicon Valley are already working on and they’ve almost certainly thought of your ideas several times over already. The problem isn’t that everyday chores can’t be made easier, the problem is that you can’t make a profit off of…

Gotta love how instead of a name for a past-your-prime league like the Senior PGA Tour, figure skating just calls them adult competitions. “Anyone who can legally rent a car welcome!”

(it’s not hard to see how advantageous this would be for the Broncos)

One’s a cheater, one’s a cheater who cheated moderately more. If you wanna put them in two different categories, that’s your right, but most of us just see cheaters.

So basically it’s a classification scale of whether you gave enough of a shit to try to make your cheating look legal or didn’t even bother to hide the cheating by ostensibly using an allowed substance?

The same goes for football - every single time there’s a data point about anything declining in football you’ll get dozens of hack pundits writing about how the obvious controversies and politics are responsible, without ever mentioning that *all* sports for the most part are losing viewers for the same general…

Presumably some teams, like the Cowboys, will be instituting team policies that not only prohibit kneeling but pass the team fine onto the team fining the player to recover their money from behavior the team’s explicitly prohibiting. Chris Johnson is sending a signal to his players that he won’t be doing something…

Far be it from me to tell others how to live their lives, but just personally, when I rent transportation for rapidly-changing destinations at 3:30 am on a Wednesday morning, I bring either a firearm *or* the marijuana, cocaine, and ecstasy. Some people like to take more risks than others, I suppose.

NO-ONE DE-NIES THIS!

Meanwhile nobody is remotely surprised that your idiotic response to this comment was the first one, for obvious reasons.

Real and Chelsea are definitely not “literally the exact same situation”. Real’s roster can be considered underperforming and still make it to a Champions League finals where they’re the favorite, instead of looking forward to the Europa League next year.

Of course he’s legally allowed to play baseball, or any other sport. The issue is that it may well be the case that all 30 major league baseball teams come to the same decision that they don’t want the PR disaster or the hit to their conscience of employing someone who sexually assaulted a four-year-old girl…

You know you’ve really fucked up when you feel it prudent to put $75 million aside just to compensate the victims whose abuse you’ve enabled who *haven’t* come forward yet.

Presumably because the sports leagues aren’t the only ones with an army of lobbyists - the Nevada casino industry has an even larger one (see their efforts to ban online poker while keeping all their stuff legal). I don’t know how Congress could have written a ban for everywhere except Nevada, and shutting down much…

Yeah, I think the nail in the coffin was seeing Lebron have to turn on every afterburner he possessed just to barely squeeze by in seven games a middling team nobody had a lot of expectations for, only for 48 hours later an even more tired Lebron to show up in Toronto, miss a bunch of shots and not really try to win…

“Pay them off so they don’t walk” is only an extortion tactic that works as long as municipalities continue to be willing to pay them off. If they collectively just stop paying them off, there’s no more leverage.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball? If so, the Raptors should definitely hire that guy.