Expect ‘THE CURSE OF THE WASHED AWAY CHALK’ to be a thing if the Cubs lose in the NLDS next year

Troll harder TT

Appalachian English is indistinguishable in many respects from AAVE, but your call

“Benefits and stuff”!? For lil ol ME!?

Another Incel crapping up the discourse

Well on their way to the Most Overexposed Team Since the 2004 Red Sox

Counterpoint: you don’t have to have a trust fund to live in Chicago and the amount of human shit on the streets per capita is about 1/15th of that in NYC

Get fucked boyo

Boom baby

Bellisimo

Haha sorry that I’m from Marquette Park? I’m strong like buffalo

Fuck Lake County in addition to those places. Also, you’ll notice Rahm is the Mayor of Chicago, and doesn’t live in Northbrook or Wilmette or Lake County either.

yasssss

YES YES YES. There’s a word for a demographic of people with a lot of material advantages but insist on seeing themselves as underdogs. They’re called Trump voters. And Red Sox fans. Don’t be those guys. 

I want to fucking SMOOCH YOU

Red nude and mad

No actually post grads who move to Chicago are basically sustaining the city. If I had that attitude I wouldn’t have any friends. What they should not do is adopt the ‘long suffering’ pose, it’s fucking stupid.

We didn’t bask in the tragedy of it. We won! We fucking won! yay! hurray! We didn’t trot out the goddamn hair shirts and rosaries.

No it’s really not, especially in an anonymous comment section. Cubs fans have always bleated about their tragic grand futility in a way that White Sox fans simply don’t.

I’m from Marquette Park, actually. Go fuck a duck Chachi