I’ll never be able to stomach a Republican first lady after what they put Michelle Obama through.

I’ve just learned that on November 8th 2016 President Obama is planning on confiscating guns from anyone who leaves their homes. Please encourage any Republicans you know to stay home and not leave the house on Tuesday November 8th 2016 if they’d like to keep their guns.

He’d never get away with that demand if he had a uterus.

You know who else would like more time with their children? Single, working mothers. I bet helping us is right at the very tip-top of his to-do list.

I just don’t shave above the knees most of the time because I am lazy. Hell, I’m so lazy I sometimes just rock the mullet: shave only in front below the knee. It helps a great deal that I am a ginger, so I have pale leg hair privilege.

As a father, let me say... Dads like that deserve to come across their daughter when they search for teen porn.

Wow. What a turd!

As Linda from Bob’s Burger’s said “Don’t shave above the knee, honey, that’s for sluts.”

I have NSFW stories aplenty to testify the same.

I know a girl who constantly complains about being single and blames it on being heavier than the average woman or on guys being superficial and only liking thin, blonde girls. I’m not saying there aren’t guys out there that only go for those type of women but I do think that if you own your body and are comfortable…

I’m actually so happy she gave a specific number for how much she weights. I know the number isn’t supposed to matter, and two people who weigh the same thing can look very different, but I feel like I’m constantly hearing about women who weigh 135 and want to lose 5 or 10 more lbs and it makes me sick. I just saw Amy…