Were they greeted as educators?

Matt Gaetz with a child.

I was hoping that after he got beat in the primary, he’d stand up and peel off the mask... SACHA BARON COHEN the whole time!

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

I qualified for the vaccine because I’m technically obese so thank you, Krispy Kreme, for making sure I qualify for the next one as well.

So this waste of space wonders, as a righteous and god-fearing Xtian, WWJD? Apparently republican jesus’ best idea on offer was that he should get his gun and murder everyone he sees that turns him on.

He should have called...

“I’m Jewish, so I know the pain of discrimination. I’m from a broken home, so I understand latchkey kids and the importance of family. My father was bankrupt 3 times and is now in jail and my father in law was in jail for years. I lost my job in 2021 and my husband can’t pay the mortgage on his business. My…

Cancel? I would time-travel to kick Fred Sr. in the dick and balls until they stop working if I could.

He’s wrong.  Most people see him as an asshole.

I’m sure the city searches were from confused users who thought they were typing into the “Find MILFs Near You” ad search box. 

there isn’t a room in our house that my wife doesn’t have used books stacked - please help...   

I’m so glad all of these government employees were here to protect me.
-A libertarian 

The Congressman said he won’t apologize because, he too, is a person of color:

Isn’t it contrary to Samuel Alito’s views on sodomy for him to have his head so far up his ass?

“We would hope that the president of the United States would follow the lead of so many other presidents before him to be a healer-in-chief and not a fanner of the flame,” she said

Orange is the new Black

I’m surprised no one has mentioned The Drones yet. That usually gets brought up by someone. Maybe the Wodehouse fans didn’t survive the Kinjapocalypse.