I want Kanye West to be my Uncle.

My feelings toward her started to soften with Caitlyn Jenner and with the people who listen to NPR having a mental breakdown when she appeared on their show. Come on, she’s not punching kittens.

the number of people who loudly declare, on a daily basis, “WHO CARES ABOUT KIM KARDASHIAN!??!?” make me love her and hope she’s in the news forever

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

If someone out there believes that her dad is smart and that that intelligence simply evaporated and skipped Kim Kardashian simply because she is beautiful and has big boobs, I don’t think that person is intelligent himself.

I am also sure that she’s much smarter than the character she plays on TV. No one builds that kind of an empire by accident.

her tits are fake, right?!?! pls!?!?!

You can get all kinds of puppies at my club...mind you that club is my work and the only drinking that happens is at our Beer Tasting fundraiser. But still, plenty of puppies. Like the ones in my office right now:

What, you didn’t know about club puppies?

Jessica Alba

Steve Buscemi or Peter Lorre, depending on your age of reference

Oh funny you should ask...

I wish we got names.

get it, gurl

It always comes down to this.

I don't think the point of the payday loans segment was to shame the people who needed them but rather the predatory loaners who through exuberant interest percentages were taking advantage of people who were desperate.

I wish we could stop pretending that magazine photos like these are photos and just admit that they are more like paintings or non-literal art. Then we could get over worrying about comparing ourselves to them, how "bad" celebrities look without extensive editing, or how much our perspective. We could look at…