they should just mount those things on poles and use them as air raid sirens.

“Higher octane gas gives your engine more horsepower” in a naturally aspirated, non performance car!

Heard this weekend for the first time: “Drifting is faster than racing.”

“Your Saab has a turbo? You need a turbo timer to make it go faster.” is something I’ve heard way more than I should have. This image best represents my reaction at this point.

“Grounded to the ground.”

I cringe every time that commercial airs.

I know I’m not answering the question exactly, but I can’t resist:

These would sound like earthquakes. I like this idea. It would scare the shit out of all those stupid supercar chasers.

“I see you’re attempting to parallel park, I can assist with that!”

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

If the aliens are smart, they'll give us more guns. It's really the only thing that ever helps. Along with praying.

No longer a concept (they built 47 of them I believe), but I personally loved the Ronin.

I sell cars and know how to drive standard transmission. You would be shocked at how many people in this business don’t. Honestly I think it should be a requirement for any automotive job.

I think this is either a concept car or a humidifier.

In comedy, timing is everything.

They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

Well, the style of this website is generally supposed to be entertaining (as opposed to like Consumer Reports or something, where they try to stick to unbiased facts). They usually use humor to achieve that. So the style is in keeping with Jalopnik's normal work. As far as how to handle this specific company, I think…

Nope, they should be humiliated, this is junk.