It was a directive to their makesafehappen.com website, which most 'Muricans missed because they were too busy being offended by the thought that something could, god forbid, happen to their child and so they mistakenly thought that the commercial was all about "buy our insurance!" (And yes, it was sponsored by an…

YOUR KIDS WILL NEVER GROW UP AND EXPERIENCE THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!! What the actual fuck was that commercial?

I assumed they were trying to get parents to take out life insurance policies on their kids.

Honestly, what was that even about? What would insurance do if my TV fell and killed my child? Replace my TV? New Child Policy?

This ad isn't for you.

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

Better late than never, and most definitely should've posted this story sooner but here it goes. I do promise this will make you smile.

That obituary was a disgrace, and got the thrashing it deserved on Twitter and in other media (The Australian is a Murdoch paper) yesterday. My fav response with this article imagining the obits of male writers if they were subjected to the same treatment as women.

I love Jake SO MUCH for just running outdoors in his boxers and nothing else.

Jake running through the streets in his boxer briefs, be still my heart

Testicular asphyxiation - the silent killer.

how in the ever loving FUCK can one accidentally RAPE A BABY? I know some parents will defend their shitty children when the child is accused of a crime. But lady, your son is accused of raping AND MURDERING your grandchild.

Honestly it's shit like this that makes me go, "Death penalty? Meh. I'll allow it."

That's enough internet for today. I'm out. Good bye y'all, I'll remember you all in therapy.

I knew it!!!!

church officials were always suspicious of Kidman because her father was psychologist.

I think the saddest part is how the "church" brainwashed their kids against Nicole. That's just downright evil.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Truth....