Any lady with some belly and these pants will forever hate Kendall Jenner for selling her on these pants.

Oh lord, I have seen this article all over my facebook news feed this week and IT. IS. NAUSEATING. I was hoping Jez would make fun of it. :)

Goddamn it I swear if I trip over somebody's stray clit I will SUE. Put your clits on leashes if there's even a possibility that it will get up and trot off to the next county. Let's all be responsible clit-owners please.

It's like house keys, a wallet, or a sense of shame. If you make sure to leave it in the same place every time, you'll be sure to find it when you need it.

Honestly, I just don't get these "conservatives." (More like RINOs, amiright?) Zygotes and embryos are literal parasites. They contribute nothing and steal their food directly from their host's blood. I would think they'd want these lazy slackers to get out there and earn their keep as soon as possible. (That, or…

On paper, Beyoncé is the poster child for Huckabee's "Bubba culture" (that's what he called it on The Daily Show last night) values:

You don't approve of Beyoncé because she seems alien to you... You can't single out a corrosive culture and ignore the one that you live in because you're used to it

It's not even just that these are two examples of equally corrosive cultures. One of these people sings songs about contracting STIs and wanting to have sex with minors. The other, at least for the most part, sings songs about consensual relationships between adults that don't harm their participants beyond possibly…

Is it wrong that I'm feeling a certain evil satisfaction in reading that Bill Cosby ate in this disgusting shit- and mold-infested place?

Pizza guy.

We call them Massholes for a reason.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

I had just started dating this gal, and she got pregnant.

"I'm sorry for men not taking a greater stand in this area," Idleman adds.

YES. Much better idea. Love working together.

too delicious 4 him

You're all still up and running in the legislative branch, thank god.

One of my best friends works at the Department of Defense. I'm going to ask her to see if she can get on Jezebel. Let's see how deep indeed.

I work for the California justice department and am currently accessing the site from work. So... face.