Responde S'il Vous Plait, Ouis ou Non. Means RSVP Yes or No. DUH.

Here's the deal: you don't RSVP before I shop for the meal, you don't eat. Simple, basic, and to the point. And since I'm the chef, I'll gladly bow out on your rude ass and leave the rest of the family hanging.

NO! NO! BAD Wendy's! BAD! One does not attempt to stuff all the homemadey goodness of Thanksgiving/Christmas into a BURGER.

I can't say that I blame Mimi. Spending the holidays with an odorous, acrimonious, cheating-ass ex is not my idea of holiday fun.

I detest the term "bastard." It's not like the kid had a say in the matter.

I will NEVER forget the homemade eggnog I helped make and consume as a teen: It was cooked and then LOADED with at least six kinds of booze (our neighbor was from the South) and DAMN, it was good!

As public urinals?

I was too!

There ought to be a law!