Monster is feminine in French.  And also in Ohio, apparently.

I voted for De Leon in the primary and the general. It came down to people who know nothing about anything, voting on name recognition. Herschel Walker is relying on the same sort of morons in Georgia.

I have XX chromosomes and no tallywhacker, but I feel like disclaiming my womanhood purely to disagree with this putrid verminlousejockitch.

This is what I think of that.

I can’t imagine the hell that is working for Cruz.  I’d rather work down a sewer in leaky boots.

Call the kid Wolfie, give him a Che beret, and yell “Freedom for Tooting!”

Exactly.  I know an Olivia who mostly goes by “mommy’s little puddly bear” but I think all involved will grow out of that phase in due course.

Well he is getting IV antibiotics, so whatever he has is bacterial and not viral.  But he could have pneumonia resulting from covid.  And he could have idiot doctors, who just gave him what he asked for.

I think Republicans enjoy misogyny even more than they enjoy racism. The fuss being made about a black woman on the Supreme Court sounds like it’s more about how much they have a problem with women, than with black people. If Biden had nominated a black guy instead of Jackson, there would still be frustrated howls of…

He wasn’t just on DWTS. He won DWTS.

Huge exercise needs?! I’ve never owned a cat that didn’t spend all day sleeping in a sunbeam. The only exercise my current fuzzybutt gets is moving from one sunbeam to another every couple of hours. On non-sunny days, there is whining and then compromising that in-floor heat vents are acceptable.

Sooo ... they were removed and banned for legitimate political discourse? Or does one have to main a cop for it to be called that?

I knew spring had sprung yesterday when I saw two turkey vultures doin’ the do on top of a telegraph pole. I saw some wing-flapping, but didn’t know there were two birds up there until I realised there were two tails.

Pride and Prejudice was our school play in 1978. I was Mary Bennett. I don’t remember us having a pig. I think our Charles Bingley came out as gay in later years.

What is it with people yelling crap at other people from their car window? I was walking my interesting-looking mutt one time, on a leash, in a fairly tony neighborhood, when some jackass thought he needed to drive past yelling “Coyo-tehhhhh!” and pointing at my dog. I was offended on behalf of my dog, so I can only…

Me too, and I think it crosses all generations. I did some volunteering at an animal shelter in my 40s; the application form asked why I wanted to do it, and I said I wanted to do something for the greater good. Later on, I had progressed up the food chain and I was the one vetting the application forms. It was about…

I have one of those morons as a neighbor.  She told me she was a solid D voter, until “the BJ in the Oval Office”, which made her switch to R and she’s never looked back.  No amount of pussy grabbing seems to bother her, it was all about that BJ.  She also believes that Planned Parenthood sells baby parts for…

If I spent $75 on a candle, my better half would spend half an hour straight, just staring at me, trying to work out if I was the same person he married. Our home is full of candles. I like candles. He knows I like candles. A $75 candle would cause many questions to be asked though.  After the staring, there would be…

How many times does Michelle O have to say “I don’t want to run for Prez” for people to believe her?  She’s not interested.  

For every American who was disappointed by Turkish delight, there is a Brit who can’t believe anyone in their right mind eats Hershey’s chocolate.