My dog lost control of his bowels when the (very nice) vet tech tried to trim his nails.  I can’t imagine the horror going through a dog’s mind when some asshole puts the poor thing on the car roof.

I recently discovered pandan. It deserves a wider audience than it currently has. It’s like vanilla-wafer flavored pudding. You can eat it warm or cold. You can fill cakes with it. You can dip things in it. It’s a delightful pistachio-green color. I can’t imagine anyone not liking it.