@SkipErnst: My pantry is stocked with dollar bills, will that help?

@gmuslera: At the outer layers, stars are fusing hydrogen atoms but, the fusion of elements continues as one goes deeper. Stars are the reason other elements besides hydrogen exist in the universe.

@corpore-metal: Did somebody say Time War?

@MegaShark: I need a deal on a pneumatic nail gun, just don't ask why.

@SKiTz: From a moral standpoint, other diamonds are underpriced, as they can be sold for less because of the money saved on exploited workers; the gang leaders pass the savings on to you!

@Wrathernaut: You're probably OK, unless you are also a kids' soccer coach, then you might have problems.

Not to be confused with the McGuirk effect, which is entirely different...and angrier.

@bookling: ooh, the plethora of potions alone would be great; Veritaserum, Polyjuice...

@Hotpants McGee: Make yourself happy first. Some friends of mine were in a similar situation (families on multiple continents); they had a really small wedding and then had people over for dinner throughout the year to celebrate. It was actually pretty cool. It also helps to plan way in advance. We announced the date…

@viciousrumours: Tax cuts and health care sharing are good reasons to stamp that paper. Also, patient rights are important; my aunt and (now) uncle-in-law got married after she was denied visitation after his car wreck. There are some points when they are serious about family-only visitation.

@bookling: Also, the philosophers stone.

@jbrecken: Projected on a movie screen.

@michaelduff: Two words: Borg Nanites.

@jamesryan: It seems unlikely that any organization, anywhere, could reliably remove every print and reprint of the LOTR books. Even suggesting so stretches my ability to suspend disbelief; One can only assume there is a more supernatural solution.

@sableized (jez kink squad: co-mistress): Wait, you didn't get your acceptance letter? You missed out on some fun times.

@Nick P: Make it look like you're a robot under your clothes; Then say "Come with me if you want to live."

@Superawesomerad: To be fair, I think a lot of people would like to learn how the "wizarding world" would operate in their home country.

@hdenglish: I always thought it was odd that both James' and Lily's Parents died so young, by wizard or muggle standards. I mean, obviously neither were living at the beginning of the books but, they would have at most been in their 60s, and that's assuming they got a very late start in having children.

@cletar: To answer your questions:

@NightsirK has paws: and Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.