I hope all the Bernie bros, and anyone who voted for Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, are very, very proud of themselves.

Severe cuts to State? How? State’s already practically operating with a skeleton budget, and is unable to properly fulfill significant functions as a result. It’s gotten to the point where we’re asking the Department of Defense to handle tasks that would be more appropriate for State to fulfill.

The whole “unification” push is such passive aggressive, gas-lighting bullshit.

I feel the same way sometimes. I just look at his no class, ugly face, and seethe. He can’t dress himself, he doesn’t have good taste. His ugliness shines from the inside out.

“They might not agree with everything you do, but people will respect you for doing what you said you were going to do,”

inflate defense spending by implementing severe cuts to the EPA and to the State Department

Or the beginning of a quintuple obituary...

“Trump, Nigel Farage, Rick Scott, Ivanka and Jared all walk into a restaurant.....”

Act now, discuss later as a technique meant to bring me (a Hillary voter) into the fold? IT’S A BOLD MOVE, COTTON, WE’LL SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.

King of the Hill was a truly underrated show.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

So how long until we get to the Stalin-esque purges? Clearly the comms group is going to be the first to go.

It’s so odd. Putin is playing Cheeto Hitler. Cheeto Hitler is playing the Repugnicans — they think they are controlling him, when actually, he’s pulling their strings. The media think they are keeping up with Cheeto Hitler by reporting breathlessly on his every move, the Russians are laughing at us, and the whole…

CNN, NYT, BBC, Politico, LA Times and BuzzFeed were all banned from the gaggle. This list is only going to grow larger until some Republican fuckboys realize what’s happening before it’s too late.

I heard a panel discussion on Brian’s show about it. All they talked about was their fears it might be disrupted as that would be an insult to the office. Meanwhile, the man in the office will stand before Congress spewing hateful lies. He violates the office every day, but still MSNBC is worried about outsiders…

I’m confused. The “fake news” by “made up sources” is simultaneously real leaks that the FBI can’t stop?

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Never leave a dog unattended on one these systems, though. They’re great for animals that like to roam but are not for just leaving them unattended.

Betsy Devos has a solution for you..