How can muslims be nazis?! Nazis hate non-Christians! And socialists aren’t fascists! They are against everything right wing! Jesus Christ these idiots like to label people in the most non-sensical, idiotic ways.

And the actions of the individual military members are no less heroic if the action isn’t a success. Otherwise, we’d be talking about all the losers that died at Pearl Harbor.

I’m pretty sure that’s right.

I never knew I would love a barf bag so much.

You know I just can’t see what they might have in common…

It’s what you drink when you don’t want the soda or the purple stuff.

A lot of Americans genuinely believe the country’s status as a superpower gives them the privilege to basically do anything they want on the world stage without any repercussions.

“if she were alive and that anyone who questions the success of the Yemen raid “owes an apology” to the Navy SEAL who died.”

Well, it all started back in the 1800s with a little something called the Electoral College...

What the fuck is EASY D?!?

In fairness, Americans are far more likely to be killed by falling down stairs than they are by terrorists in the average year. We should build a ramp, and make stairs pay for it!

Balls.

Today in a press conference, Sean Spicer said he hopes that Coretta Scott King “would support Senator Sessions’ nomination” if she were alive and that anyone who questions the success of the Yemen raid “owes an apology” to the Navy SEAL who died.

Absolutely incredible. Love it. 10/10.

Daylin Leach‏@daylinleach

Every time I read Barf Bag, I keep wondering how things are going in the non-darkest timeline.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Trump is reported to care excessively about the appearance of his staffers.