origami-nightmare
Origami_Nightmare
origami-nightmare

That’s good, too. Basically, whatever Trump doesn’t want to happen is what should happen.

And Sam better get herself a bodyguard after that because we know Cheetolini’s #1 guiding principle is revenge.

“I hope they play all their hit.”

I think this is time for the long con. We need some comedian, any comedian to be willing to kiss Cheetolini’s ass for a few months, get invited to the WHCD and then just rip him a new one.

Is it hard to get them out after? Does it matter if they’re latex or non-latex sponges? So many questions!

“I think that’s going to be very challenging. Does 3 Doors Down do comedy? I don’t know, maybe they do.”

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

oh, so thats what it means.

Surprise, surprise!!!! also “bad dudes”??? who wrote this twitt?? Kellyann??

Anyone else surprised that the entire country hasn’t fully imploded yet?

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the badwould rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad dudesout there!

Trump campaigned on banning Muslims and called it as such. He gave an interview about giving preferentially status to Christian refugees. His executive order only applies to Muslim-majority countries. You don’t think this is a ban on Muslims? If there was any hope that it would be constitutional, Trump would have

As long as this continues, I will always bring this up:

Uh...alternative facts?

Last I heard, this hasn’t changed.

Yeah and gym memberships spike right around new years and then gradually fall off. I’m glad people are protesting, but I worry about the strength and stamina of the protests to continue to make progress. I think in some regards we have gotten too comfortable and hopefully this is the wake up call we need.

We didn’t “all” vote him into power.

Are you proud of admitting to being a simple minded idiot who cannot empathize in the slightest with people who have lives that are thousands of times more shitty? This is the problem. Pieces of shit like you are proud of it and think it’s okay to go about your life caring solely about yourself.