On one hand I agree but on the other I think about the reality we’re living in and I think it’s going to take a lot more than nonviolent protest to voice dissent. That said, I’m not feeling super optimistic about any of this.

Thank you for everything, President Obama. Stupid allergies, that’s why my eyes are all watery, yup.

You know, I’d wouldn’t be surprised if once he sees the F-35 (and it possibly landing in vertical fashion) he’d say something like “That’s a great airplane, maybe the best airplane. We need more of those airplanes.” All this while completely oblivious to the model of airplane it is and his previous tweets.

Any tips on how to avoid it? I’m asking for a friend.

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Jesus Christ these next 8 years are gonna be rough...

i’m an addict in recovery, can I just get that side of cyanide?

IT WAS FUNNY JOKE HA HA HA.

Is it bad that I always read his name as “Greedy Fuckface McFuckerson?”

One valium per person is the new ACA replacement plan, that and one vile of cyanide.

Came here to say this, basically. I cannot remember anywhere in the Bible it says God wants me to be rich. I can remember some verses about rich people needing to give away all their possessions or not showing favoritism to the rich since they were generally oppressors of the poor (not paying wages, treating them…

That’s it! She looks like Mattel made a Sarah Newlin Barbie!

I think they just stopped believing.

I’m right there with you and I don’t give a fuck when people say “Oh, this is why your side lost.”

I know, right? Why can’t they just believe in the cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman…

So the spiritual advisor to the man who dismisses any criticism of himself as “fake news”, dismisses any criticism of herself as attacks from Satan.

The Gospel is truthier when its spoken by a pretty blonde lady telling you how to use it to make monies.

Well, of course this is his religion person. Of course.