*snap* *snap* *snap* loses fingers to frostbite

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Deadspin called to say that I was PROBABLY gonna be ungreyed, but I would have to agree to stop half-assing my comments. I said probably is no good, and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

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In Miller’s defence, he had a traumatic game; he had severed the top of his thumb, before being able to quickly reattach it.

I am predicting beards will be allowed by the end of 2018.

A co-worker of mine, a Bills fan, offers this:

“Our only great win as a franchise so far this millenium is when Jim Kelly beat cancer.”

Now we know the real reason Rex Ryan kept failing as a head coach: goddamn snacks.

Did they ever address the bug where sometimes Gym would turn yellow?

“There’s a sport where angry people hang out on frozen water, now? Man, they can make a sport outta anything these days.” - ESPN.com commenter

Jerry Sullivan’s column tomorrow will call him a selfish distraction.

But was it a sandwich?

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Here’s a clue, Republishits: When you spend a decade and a half trying to make people afraid of terrorists, and try to bring up terrorism whenever ANY OThER ISSUE is brought up......don’t be surprised or shocked that conspiracy theorists might think that. you’re behind the 9/11 attacks. Because you can’t say with a…

Perhaps the best picture in Titans’ history.

Jerry Sullivan is a sports columnist who writes for The Buffalo News. If a player is black and gets in any kind of trouble (Marcell Dareus), he labels them as selfish and a cancer that the organization should dismiss. When a white player repeatedly proves he’s a goddamn piece of shit scum bag (Pat Kane), he sucks his…

The cornerstone of this great holiday is telling other people what the cornerstone of this great holiday is.