Schneider’s character was hilarious the first time I saw him.  He reminded me of Eric Idle’s “nudge nudge” character - one of those irritating people you meet every day.  It suffered by SNL milking the ever-loving fuck out of it.

If only they’d gotten eleven more safeties

I’m just relieved that my shower fap isn’t the high point of most of my days.

“Don’t blame me.  I voted for Jill Stein”

What’s the big deal he was just keeping hydrated on a hot day

This team was in TMQ’s “BUCK-BUCK-BRAAAAAWK” column more than all other teams combined 

This picture should have been the end of Eli’s career

Bagpipes should be on this list, somewhere in the single digits

127 Hours>Into the Wild because Darwin

That’s a Lucille Bluth-level of cuntiness

They went back to the 80's helmets - is that a Stranger Things tie-in?

Barstool is taking the fall lol

“Of course she’s conservative; she’s a beauty contestant.  If she was a liberal she would have gone to college” Bill Maher

Considering the History Channel has been running the Benghazi movie, I’d rather get my history lessons from softcore porn anyway

I’d like to apologize to that little girl on behalf of my wife, who voted for Gary Johnson because chemtrails 

I wonder if the subject of Hawkins will come up at the next Reagan/Gorbachev summit

I watched Dunkirk in the theater and could have really used subtitles.

dayum that puts jon mcnaughton to shame

At least we have more Walking Dead issues to look forward to

As a kid I only got real butter at my grandparents’ house (on English muffins). The rest of the time it was nothing but Fleischman’s Margarine. God, that sucked.