Soak that star in Frank’s and butter and dip it into blue cheese why dontcha

Any day now we’ll get that “We’ll have to re-title ‘Smokin’ in the Boy’s Room’ to ‘Vapin’ in the Gender-Neutral Restroom’” tweet we’ve been expecting from Mike Huckabee.

If I ever became a successful comedian I would masturbate in front of both sexes and that would be 100% acceptable

Nothing pervy about having a Disney princess for your waifu.

Is there a CAD program for designing things like this out of Legos?

You could simply add more lanes even if that means pissing Magary off

For the 2,639th time this NHL postseason, there is controversy 

My lasting memory of the Rex Ryan era will always be of the Bills committing a taunting penalty immediately following a Patriots touchdown.

That time on a Monday after a new Walking Dead episode I posted a “Where the hell is Soylent Green” comment before realizing it was io9

They were way before Nirvana.

Doesn’t that first sentence apply to all sports?

An Argentine gaucho named Bruno
Said “Fucking is one thing I do know;
now the ladies are fine
and the sheep are divine
but the llama is numero uno”

You lost me at 1991 Is Almost Thirty Years Ago. You need to curtail that shit right now, AVClub.

did we ever figure out what a nerf herder was

At this point in my life the only pants that fit me properly are maternity.

I bet Gene Simmons is secretly shitty at cunnilingus

Where the hell is Baxter

Leeroy=Gryffinfor

If you listen carefully during Dany’s approach on King’s Landing on Drogon you can hear her yell “OK chums, let’s do this. DANEEERYS TARGAAAAARYAN!!!”