I bet Gene Simmons is secretly shitty at cunnilingus

Where the hell is Baxter

Leeroy=Gryffinfor

If you listen carefully during Dany’s approach on King’s Landing on Drogon you can hear her yell “OK chums, let’s do this. DANEEERYS TARGAAAAARYAN!!!”

Sue Johanson>Dr. Ruth

What a coincidence: my father-in-law just recommended it to me

Someday this will happen to Jim Rome.  Someday.

Hurry up with those damned fan reaction videos

(A Black Twitter oldie-but-goodie)

The Lannister thing to do would be for Jaime to become the new Hodor

She damn well better say bubble bath at some point

She’s going for her aerospace degree so at least she has something to fall back on.

The first rule of Project Mayhem is you do not ask questions.

Are those the shoes the little kid was trying to buy for his dying mom in that Christmas song?

oooo the cake hats are back

As long as Lodge 49 comes back soon

He’s punk the way the ‘93 Subaru Impreza was like punk except it was a car.

How do outfielders avoid doing the Dikembe Mutumbo Finger Wag after a play like that.  Yeah yeah something something unwritten codes...

My grandfather, rest his soul, LOATHED that movie. When it came up in conversation he went on a thirty-minute tirade about Dr. Marvin’s vacation being unfairly disrupted.

I live in Buffalo. I commute home in my Honda Fit during heavier snowstorms for crissakes