I will never get tired of the “Stop quoting your dad’s law commercials” running gag tho.

They attempted a FG down 31-0? NOTEBOOK TIME. 

Chris Collins won NY27 despite being arrested for insider trading. How stupid can those voters be

My family goes though lightning cables at the same rate as cartons of milk. Five Below is a godsend. 

He is a nice guy. I’m racked with guilt for that time I yelled “HEY YOU GUYYYYYS!” as he was leaving the penalty box. Shitty thing of me to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IssR_J0QWr4

A pickle is only a cucumber if it makes your cat jump 4 feet in the air.

Nathan Peterman’s last album received a 7.7 from Pitchfork

I can’t figure out how to blame-the-victim in this one but that's never been in my skill set  

OL? We don’t need no stinkin’ OL!

I once broke my wrist from falling backwards - from trying to Moonwalk at a wedding reception

Definitely click on that linked USA Today article and read the comments.  It’ll brighten your day.

Also, Ybor City almost killed Craig Finn. 

Never play the soundtrack album on acid.  Never.

Soylent Green>Chris Hardwick anyway

On a somewhat-related topic, this song needs to be the Song of Summer 2018. Let’s make it happen

This is going off on a major tangent but I’d just like to share what I overhead at the post office last week - a fellow customer, upon finding out there was a Fred Rogers stamp:

Did Bourdain eat human flesh before he died?

I am happy I live in Buffalo and not St. Louis.

So this makes him the Hedy Lamarr of the Iraq War?