The rules about this have already been laid out:

The world needs fewer English football fans and more Irish football fans.

I look forward to them recreating the last 10 minutes of Up.

I fully expect him to win because somehow the dem vote will get split in half, probably for some asinine reason like vaccines or something.

Soylent’s the only reason I get out of bed on Monday mornings

Also next up in Pitchfork album reviews: Tit Crystals

#NeverForget

Coming up next: disturbing reports regarding the dog’s “dark past”.

I only read the article for the Soylent Green review anyway.

In which aisle can I find the crumpets?

Another Toronto home-away-from-home game

with a statement that it did not “reflect the views or values of FOX News.”

“Only in a rerun”

Those are definitely pubes on his face.

I already know the story of Samson, thankyouverrymuch.

Do they have quiet cake containers?

Somebody should try beating the game on a strict vegan diet.

I’d be too embarrassed to show my progress on the map because it would show all the times I turned tail and fled to avoid Lynels.

I never saw the movie but I read the Mad Magazine parody so....close enough for government work?

I for one can’t wait to read all the inanimate objects and abstract ideas that Williams will be fucked with in “Why Your Team Sucks: New Orleans Saints” this coming August.