To this day, I can’t figure out why Brian Urlacher didn’t insist people spell his last name with umlauts over the U. Would’ve been the best selling jersey ever.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

As it turns out, a number of ostensibly credible people on the left were taken in by PixelatedBoat’s tweet,

It was chilly but nothing a few LaBatt Blues couldn’t fix.

Trying to play hockey in this weather is the worst idea since showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants.

Layering up for the outdoor game.

So it it OK to drink merlot again?

My friend in high school snorted a line of Sour Patch Kids sugar on a dare.

Hey at least it comes with Bluetooth.

Ariel Pink should be on the list.

Umm...AV Club knows he did a song about John Wayne Gacy, right?

Have a damn star

14/10 would let sexually assault in exchange for petting the doggo

14/10 would let sexually assault in exchange for petting the doggo

I thought they murdered all the holistic doctors

Him removing his mask in the last movie was the biggest sploosh moment in the history of film, right?

There is never an inopportune time to post this picture:

My local radio station thinks “Hallelujah” is a Christmas song. I am not referring to the Handel chorus.