When I think of trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, cheerful, obedient, thrifty, brave, clean and reverent I think of Donald Trump.

I’ll wait until it comes out on DVD on September 29.

OMG Pokemon Go is the Phish of gaming

He keeps working out and he’ll look like Ben Garrison’s caricature of him. 

You are my Mr. Sir, Hollow_Log

It’s not an official Trump story until we hear from an electrician from Kenosha who says he doesn’t care.

Crotch Rocket Guy in my hometown recently moved out to better pastures at a terminal velocity of 250+. He still got his roadside memorial.

Does this mean every wife has one of these “collections” stashed somewhere? Asking for a friend.

She wasn’t hysterical. She was probably bleeding out her whatever.

I lived in Frostburg for a few years as a kid. I-68 is gorgeous. Do not get off I-68.

I’ll just say this once: STOP. PLAYING. THE. VICTIM.

Minorities moving into the neighborhood.

This is why you have no friends Pittsburgh

Think I did that in little league tbh

30 seconds later..

Erdogan: Gonna take you back to Constantinople

“Don’t blame me: I voted for Gary Johnson”

I look forward to Softball Guy trying this a lot this summer.

Someone with more time on their hands than me should mix the video with the audio of Tano Pasman.