Erdogan: Gonna take you back to Constantinople

“Don’t blame me: I voted for Gary Johnson”

I look forward to Softball Guy trying this a lot this summer.

Someone with more time on their hands than me should mix the video with the audio of Tano Pasman.

Don’t worry KC. He’s going to lead the Chiefs to three championships because Buffalo.

Kesler is known for locker-room hijinks, as well.

In Chincoteague VA the expert clammers will dig into the sand with their bare feet and flip it into their buckets like a goddamn Phish fan kicking a hacky sack.

Again!

WNY is where college degrees go to die. Good luck Cardale.

It’s the same color as the awnings on the Willets Point collision shops.

Community Beer Works FTW

All sports brawls should be accompanied by the “Kirk Fights Spock” music over the PA

I loaded up on power banks during all the Radio Shack going-out-of-business sales. Low battery is a thing of the past.

Good riddance to Parts Unknown. What you get when you mix No Reservations with SNL’s Debbie Downer sketch.

Over/under on Bills fans rocking the Hernandez jersey/noose combo at the home game vs. NE?

Three years ago, when I was shopping around for Honda Fits, I was told by the little missus that if I bought a silver one, to not come home.

Next time just post the EDT and let all the lesser time zones do math. It’s bad enough Coachella doesn’t post the schedule in EDT for us on the east coast who want to stream.

There should be more movies and shows based on News of the Weird stories