I truly can’t hate any of their players anymore. Well, there’s still Jerrah...

So sick of these millenials baby boomers resorting to vandalism when they don’t get their way. Toughen up, snowflakes.

Yet another potential wedge issue completely wasted by the Hillary campaign.

Never understood why pineapple is added to meat dishes. I mean, I’ll cherry-pick the shit out of it at the breakfast buffet fruit salad, but it just sounds gross with ham or chicken.

Last time the Bills made the playoffs, I still liked Phish.

Not a good as Stiff, but better than Gulp.

I long ago came to the conclusion that the Bills were a money-laundering operation.

I’m still waiting for The Year in Bills Fans.

Doubt it. No way is Ovie circumcised. I’ve hollered plenty of foreskin-related insults at him over the years.

Looks to me like the guy looking the other way is simply not interested in being a YouTube star.

After the Packers win the Super Bowl, she’s going to do backstrokes in the pool outside to make her peace with God.

Yep,yep,nope,yep,yep,nope.

Last time my Bills made the playoffs, my favorite band was Phish.

(I assume the “for 4" is on the other side.)

It’s ok because her performance was in a movie. Just remember you can’t do that on television.

Hey, that song wasn’t on Skeleton Tree -Oh shit, I had to buy it on vinyl to get it, didn’t I.

Not sure how Deadspin missed this:

I couldn’t figure out whether Pete Carroll looked jaundiced or if it was just contrasted with the uniforms.

I’m waiting for the first American wannabe soldier-of-fortune to travel to the Philippines just to kill suspected drug dealers. I’m sure it’s coming.