I just hope she’s waiting for the opportune moment to begin working her ace-in-the-hole: being the only candidate left who unwaveringly believes we should vaccinate our children.

Nobody’s made a Harambe sign yet?

Well, they all look the same.

Gawd, did they ruin my senior year. Completely took over the smoking section of the campus center.

Ladies and gentlemen, your back-to-back NFC East Champions, the 9-7 Redskins!

Isn’t 49 Bob Dornan’s old district?

What’s the matter, Jeffrey? Never taken a shortcut before?

Jesus. Fucking. Tits.

I’m sure all my blocked Facebook friends are livid over this issue.

But is it a Pokestop?

Also, Ybor City almost killed Craig Finn.

Not a good look for that pitcher

what. they’re the flaming thumbtacks.

Oh hello, Why Your Team Sucks. My favorite team to read about is the one with the racistest fans and the coach who can’t clock manage.

I know, at first I thought it was the guy who does the cartoons for the Onion, who is brilliant, by the way.

But.....looks!

Clearly the Dallas shooter had been listening to too much Marilyn Manson.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Rochester....