I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn’t know anything about her private life. We didn’t want to know anything about her private life. She didn’t have a private life. While you’re thinking about that, think about this: The library closes at five o’clock, no…
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South America.
A few more of these cheap shots and Gudas’ number will be retired.
Wait is he Asian? Or is Yeo just another of those weird Canadian surnames? Asking for a friend.
Is there still a special place in hell for people who try to use 2 groupons at the same time?
Will his last words before they pull the switch be “HOKEY HOKEY HOKEY HY!”?
Fuck. Toht’s melting face traumatized me at age 8, and it’s still kinda traumatizing.
If committing tard 15-yard penalties could beat the Patriots, the Bills would've swept them this year.
All Freys can rot in seven hells.
Still waiting for the FIRE MIKE TOMLIN contingent.
Spanish announcers or GTFO. Come on, Deadspin.
The kidney stone he passed at 0:47
My dad reminisced about how his parents would leave him and his siblings in the car while they went into a bar. Rochester, NY in case you were wondering.
Ewing theory?
That hands-on-hip pic still cracks me up. Grandma used to strike the same pose when she was mad at Grandpa.
The stadium PA immediately began playing “Forget You”. Awesome.