Hopefully Ben’s next project will be Gone Girl 2 so I can finally see that FUCKING BITCH go to jail.

I thought Andy Rooney dad died.

IS THE BABY OK?!

Good enough.

Please tell me they stole a base when they were up by 9.

The Bills are on the road so we’re looking at a quiet Sunday for Deadspin

They committed a taunting penalty immediately following a Patriots touchdown two weeks ago. I am not making this up.

Please don’t give Wisconsin any more heart attacks than their hospitals can handle.

Never eaten a pork roll egg & cheese before. From what I hear, it’s like a mega-weedge inside.

The best part of the game was the bills player who got flagged for taunting after a patriots touchdown. I am not making this up.

This being WNY, that thing doubles as a rosary.

I once knew a young man named Kent. His dick was so long it was bent. So to save himself trouble he'd pack it in double and instead of coming he went.

Could see that coming right down the Dan Ryan.

I need to cleanse by watching footage of the ‘85 Bears.

YOU’RE NOT CHINESE!!!

I think we found our jump-scare for the next Five Nights at Freddy’s sequel.

You can stop bitching about Mount Denali now.

Death metal +1

In other news, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

It's hypocritical to be that concerned over a dog when trillions of unborn baby fetuses are murdered by planned parenthood every week.