What is this Frozen that you speak of?

Saskatoon is in the room

How Washington of him.

Welcome aboard, friend!

I saw Phish there in '94. Not tooting my own horn or anything.

Doug Marrone can't wait to try this play on 4th and 1 on the opponent's 40 whilst down by 14.

A "salute controversy" that doesn't involve President Obama? Never thought I'd see the day.

Microsoft stores are a thing?

Should've listened to the late, great Oderus

I want him to show up for the next practice like nothing happened, a la Larry David.

I'm Dreaming of a Brown Goatse

Aren't those illegal in AL?

Put your lips around that, Martha Robertson, you EXTREME ITHACA LIBERAL.

GODDAMMIT, ELI!

SINGLE WORST PLAY OF THE SEASON - SO FAR:

Tom and I are both sick of this crap.

AND JUST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! - Confused Coughlin

I'm a land surveyor, so I'll be wearing my hat backward whenever I look into the instrument. Otherwise, brim bumps right into it. (Learned that Day 1 on the job). On a related topic, what is the age cutoff for wearing a short sleeved T-shirt over a long-sleeved T-shirt? I'm past it, right?

I tripped my face off at the Richfield Coliseum Dead show in '93.

I would've done that but I'm saving my liquor for Friday night, when I plan on doing a shot every time Elsa shows up at my door.