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AND JUST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?! - Confused Coughlin

I'm a land surveyor, so I'll be wearing my hat backward whenever I look into the instrument. Otherwise, brim bumps right into it. (Learned that Day 1 on the job). On a related topic, what is the age cutoff for wearing a short sleeved T-shirt over a long-sleeved T-shirt? I'm past it, right?

I tripped my face off at the Richfield Coliseum Dead show in '93.

I would've done that but I'm saving my liquor for Friday night, when I plan on doing a shot every time Elsa shows up at my door.

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I have no idea why this video made me think of this song, but there it is

Very realistic movie. Takes place in a small town on Texas and Wooderson's the only one with a Texas accent.

Ghost Ship if only for that opening scene where almost everyone gets sliced in half.

Still lightyears more fun to watch than the Sabres.

This is the guy who made the threat.

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That's way more c-words than in this song...

I used to mimic our pitchers when I was in the outfield in my Little League. We won the championship that year. You do not fuck with superstition.

Give it to a southern hemisphere country so the games can be played in August. That pretty much limits it to to Argentina, Chile & NZ, right?

Avoid "Benji" By Sun Kil Moon like the plague. You will PONG of the Buckeye State.

2nd most incompetent Manuel ever.

Illustrates what a solid gold bond he has with his teammates.

"I was hoping this restaurant would be at Dundas&Spadina"

Also, shitting in port-o-potties in Baghdad in the summer makes it quite easy because your ass is literally so sweat-soaked that turds just fall right out with very little effort.

Yeah, but which school has the higher grad percentage? Huh?HUH?!

I live in WNY. Astorino could go to the stadium and take a dump on the midfield Bills logo mid-game, and he wouldn't lose any votes as long as he promises to repeal the SAFE act.