Second dirtiest team to wear orange unis.

I bet that guy uses the work "gook" all the time. It's probably in all the rap music songs he listens to on his ipod.

Also the Stadium View Motel does not offer a view of the stadium.;-)

I always preferred the Mainer skinhead hipster aesthetic.

That wasn't a Teddy Roosevelt disguise. He's from Portland.

As a Bills fan, i can finally say WELCOME TO OUR WORLD.

The bar was set with the Wimbledon Streaker in '96, and no female has come close.

I saw Cruyff in the most infamous NASL game ever. I was like 7 years old.

I CAN HAZ HOMERUN BALL?

There's no "My wife has cyclic fibrosis" in team.

Guy needs to show some compassion. "Crack Whore" is the second worst job in America, next to "Assistant Crack Whore".

Burlington, VT. Perfect place.

Moob over, Jimi.

It's amazing how long "gangsta rap" has been around. Hair metal, grunge, trip-hop all came and went, but not "gangsta rap"

I could've sworn the book was "It's Perfectly Normal". Good think I didn't put any money down.