“You’re only down three--dribble it out, moron!”

If you aren’t on the green you don’t have to mark your ball, you can be asked to do so and also volunteer to do so, but you aren’t required.

A literal false flag!

Was playing many years ago and we had like 10 skins riding on the 15th hole. I hit my approach shot on the green and it knocked an opponent’s ball into the hole. He was jumping around thinking he’d won some big cake until we finally had to pull out the rule book to show him he had to replace his ball. He was so…

Oregon, Bellotti/Kelly.

Way to focus too much on this loss and not the win against quality teams like UNC-Greensboro.

Good? Yes. Better than Bill Walton ranting about tripping in the desert and tormenting Dave Pasch? Nah.

It’s ok Jim, no one is paying any attention to this loss.

clearly you’ve never been to Rome

The gloves and shorts come off? WTF kinda fights are you watching?

this isn’t a spelling bee bub it’s a bar scuffle. you will be the first to fall I see it in your eyes

Bank of America destroyed this country in 2008

bofa as in bofa deez nuts

I was really hoping this was a story about Tiger Woods drowning Tim Tebow.

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

it seems like it offers the things I like most about live baseball: Sitting outside in nice weather, eating and drinking, and just absorbing the entire sensory experience—the smells, the sounds—without necessarily caring that much about who wins or loses, or even who plays.

Are you thinking of Adrian Peterson? Different guy.

Sad!

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.