PETA is an organization without ethics.

Just say no.

Hey Negative Nancy, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

The only disappointing thing from last night was that he never cupped his ears, Hulk Hogan-style.

"Know your role and shut your mouth" is one of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's wrestling catchphrases.

OH FUCK ME! I was reading the thread on how bagels are superior to doughnuts (which I kind of subscribe to) but then I read THIS: "They also sell a fritter called the Memphis Mafia, which is a banana fritter with chocolate frosting, peanut butter, peanuts and chocolate chips."

Even though I know he won't, I really hope Tres from Voodoo Doughnuts makes an appearance on this show. (Those are Voodoo Doughnuts pictured.)

One weird thing about being a professional writer is that a lot of people seem to think your job is fake.

My man-brain starts thinking about how much beer and burgers those finances are worth.

Looks like your boyfriend Tom Hardy is considering getting in on the biopic game

I teach Millenial guys at college. They seem much more open minded than their older counterparts to me. They seem more willing to recognize the advantages they have as males and to acknowledge that those advantages are artificial and unfair. Don't let some resented journalist affect how you think of young men. In my…

"In fact, it gives you an excellent ethical opportunity to atone for our collective sins — and generally just be an awesome person — by recognizing that you still benefit from a corrupt system, and you're down to even the playing field"

Except delivering soccer balls to kids in third world countries isn't anything like delivering flatscreen TVs to families in the US. It's about allowing kids to have some semblance of a childhood in places where they watch people around them die from hunger, disease, and violence. It's the same idea as delivering toys…

If there's one thing I know about people with social anxiety, it's that they love confrontation and attention...especially around large groups of people.