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Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

The truly American thing would be to charge for ketchup but give your richer customers loopholes to pay much less for it.

The worst thing about this whole thing is that Sark was drinking Fireball.

With what the modern Church of the 2nd Amendment is willing to pay for guns, there’s likely more than enough to cover the estate lawyer costs.

I’d recommend going back to every other post that involved a Darden brand and adding the “Fuck Darden” tag to it.

This happened in New Jersey. Being polite would be the abnormal behavior in this situation.

The line for that is even longer than the line for vegan dogs.

This is an Irish Coffee, an iconic San Francisco drink made with coffee, sugar, cream and Irish whisky.

+1 wall paid for by Mexico

TIL fantasy football mock drafts are a lot like playing League of Legends.

No sex is worth that amount of crazy. None.

“How do we make Hunter decks even more dickish? Any ideas?”

Grilling is heat from below the food, broiling is heat from above it.

I could defend being in the position of dealing with a small child who is a picky eater. But that doesn’t mean it’s the restaurant staff’s responsibility to go out of their way to deal with it, too.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

If I ever have to hand a server extra money because of how much of an asshole you are, I’d not be going to second date, let alone marrying you.

Denson has a meteoric rise through the Milwaukee system next year, earning a September call-up after the Brewers, looking for some veteran leadership, trade for Torii Hunter.

Elder Sign

Wikipedia is wrong (It happens sometimes, go figure).