I’d tell you to stay home, but you’d have to actually pick one instead of switching your nationality whenever it most benefits you in an argument.

I see you’ve switched from being American back to being British again. Seriously, you’re fucking terrible at trolling.

OK, so I’ve been digging into this game for a couple of days now, and I’m enjoying it more than I do Hearthstone. Here’s why:

Pinkastan, duh.

Vancouver? You mean Vantucky?

Spokane is kind of out by itself, surrounded by nothing of interest, but still has a high level of creepy/weird. It’s more like the Wisconsin of Washington.

Add this to the stench heap of the historical excrement that the Americas have gifted us backward continentals.

Yet we never shipped our prisoners halfway around the world so they wound up killing the majority of the indigenous people with smallpox.

Naming and sneering at an entire island’s worth of people is what you do best.

Cut in half, toss in olive oil, kosher salt and black pepper. Lay out on roasting pan. Sprinkle on more kosher salt. Roast. Serve with balsamic and a touch of hot sauce. NOM.

Preparation is definitely key here.

Not really. The list was less providing advice on how to avoid death, more ominous foretelling of your inevitable doom.

*moves pizza from “Things In Australia Not Trying To Kill You” list to “Things In Australia Trying To Kill You” list*

With most of those orgs, those don’t include the skeletons of slaves from third-world countries.

In Soviet Russia, server hit on you.

I approve this list and it is almost enough to make me forgive you for your pizza topping rankings.

This guy is saying Shania Twain would have never recorded music like that’s a *bad* thing.

This gentleman would like to offer a counterpoint.

You libertarianism is sooooooooo edgy, yo. Yeah, fuck all those Second and Third World countries where drug lords run rampant and people die in droves. BABY NEEDS THEIR COKE.