Kris telling Kim, “You were married for 72 days, that was like normal!” is the best thing I have heard all week.

Anyone who wants to diss this because of the age difference can take a flying fuck. Life is hard and if you find love and everyone’s a consenting adult, I say FUCK YEAH!

It’s a little weird but who cares? And the fact that they’ve been together for 15 years kind of speaks to the fact that it isn’t just a boy toy situation.

I love this because you know all Kylie has ever wanted is Blac Chyna’s face

My favorite was when the older brother told the younger 2 to create a diversion in the video store and the older of them started tossing raisins in the air, chanting, “Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!” over and over.

Oh, the New Yorker story is on a whole other disturbing level of ick, agreed.

Meh, I’m a lady and I hate top sheets. I also only wash my sheets about every two weeks or so too. Am I supposed to be doing it more often?

For some reason “got a potato face” made me burst out laughing.

Respectful?

Bruce’s status as “that guy your dad loves” often obscures how on-point he’s been about social justice issues, and for how long. From donating to the striking British miners in the 1980s, to writing a song about Amadou Diallo, an unarmed black man shot by the NYPD, back in 2000, to the lyrics of “Born in the USA” (and…

I shared that Nic & Vince story with a friend and she asked if it was a Mad Lib.

my thoughts exactly.....

I actually saw that movie in the theater. Hahah I’m old.

“Foodies" are the worst kind of people. We all eat girl, we all eat. It doesn't make you special. Go ahead and eat that emu reduction served in the nose of a dead falcon.

Man, Selena Gomez looks like a baby. I don’t mean that in a disparaging way, I just feel really old.

The crowd loved every second of it? What performance were they watching? Katy Perry was terrible. Never try to sing with a fake southern accent.

Duh it was leaked, who has sex with their bra on and moves that little unless they are afraid of looking human for even a nanosecond.

Lid tints? So... Eyeshadow?

That’s what I was thinking. Wouldn’t most people assume that a chocolate product does contain milk (unless it was labeled otherwise)?

I don’t know if he Krause is miscast. But I do think they made the right choice in recasting. The first fiance was too young and pretty. If they had aired it with him we would have all said duh. At least with Krause we can see why she got suckered.