Ah, yes, the old ‘If you don’t think the way I do, you’re stupid’ angle. You were civil and reasonable until the end. Good try, I guess. I guess because I threw away my vote on an independent instead of the other two piles of useless, openly corrupt dogshit, I’m a moron.

You seriously think the razor-thin margins that…

Very few thought “he seems smart.”  Most thought, “fuck Hillary Clinton.”

This just hurts my heart. I’m a suicide survivor, a rape survivor, a foodie, and a giant fucking know-it-all. And I happen to know Bourdain personally through a friend. This hurts my heart in a way I never thought some acquaintance’s death could. Thinking about this and Argento and her life makes me sick with sadness.…

It’s worth taking a little side journey into “what is depleted uranium?”

fuck off.

Exactly. Once again, Jim Wright says what I’m thinking better than I can.

I came here to say that, during the early aughts, I used to get my hair cut by the same guy who (apparently) cut Beyonce’s. Since I was an old white woman even then, I had no idea how big a deal this was until I told my nieces, who immediately went nuts. I took them to the salon on what turned out to be the day after…

Without getting into the political discussion, just responding to your comment about the weakness of the air force against armed forces. 1) the USAF is very effective against any heavy equipment or infrastructure. They have been at least since the first Gulf War, where in hours they effectively destroyed the equipment…

We all knew where this was going if he would win. Everyone that failed to vote for the only viable alternative enabled this precise outcome that resulted in Führer Fünfundvierzig. I’m fighting this thing every step of the way. But one out of every three of my fellow Americans are in love with the Asshat, and one out…

“That you routinely get told to go fuck yourself by children is a shining light that gives me hope for the future.”

Yeah! Why do people waste so much time on their PCs and phones and iPads. They could go out and get Tazed for trying to attend one of their Senators’ town-hall meetings.

It is fake. It contains a proper English sentence with words a first grader would never use.

I have the opposite problem. I really can only think of things to say in specific scenarios that directly have to do with me. I can totally see how it’s a balance though, and I’ve started getting decent at either asking questions to keep the other person talking, or just going off on mildly related (hopefully…

You’ll figure it out

In case you missed John Oliver the other night:

All of the people saying that drinking acid shouldn’t make your stomach less acidic are clearly not studentsc of biomedicine or even basic chemistry. Of course adding an acid into your gut would cause a reduction in ACID PRODUCTION by the parietal cells of the gut endothelium. The body is seeking equilibrium…

Advice, never refer to your fiance/wife as hobbit sized anything. That will go into the memory banks for argument #14, to happen 832 days into your marriage. She’ll bring that up and you will have no clue what she’s talking about, and you will pay.

That’s my “Hi, I’m non-threatening and we’re not taking these pics so we can photoshop giant dongs onto you all!” face.

It’s true! Before the surgery his Kinja name was just “Seth”!

Fun fact: the picture the guy is editing in the lead photo is of legendary and enigmatic Mississippi blues man Robert Johnson (1911-1938, left), and a Memphis musician named Johnny Shines (1915-1992) who toured with him in the ‘30s.